It occurred to me that I have far too much in the way of humor spawned from myself on this page, and not nearly enough from friends of mine...  So here are some choice words from my friend paul...

Pwrpffbuff(paul):  I had an uncle that didn't pay insurance so long that if he got caught, he would not have to pay as much as he saved.  He said he was 'ahead of the game.'  Then he died. 

Slayngren(me):  I tried to eat some rice-a-roni for lunch that we had in the fridge.  It was kind of old, and gelatinous.  I took about four bites before I was done for good.
Pwrpffbuff(paul):  Don't do that to yourself-people care about you.

Then he died.