Well as many of you may very well I know, I'm currently in a state of what I would call the 'crushhood.'  It's that odd feeling you get in your loins when the object of your desire or affection passes by, emits gas, vomits on the kitchen floor from eating too much rancid pancake mix.  Anyways, as always, I'm so amazingly stalker levels of intense involving this situation that I constantly force this young lady to hang out with me by tricking her into coming over by offering food, art supplies, and oral sex.  Shit I didn't say that.  What I meant was window cleaning supplies.  Anyways, as is often the case, she is unsure of my motives (after all, I do root through garbage for nick-nacks to give to my grandparents on christmas)  Apparently my amorous advances have been a little overt--I made a cd of all love songs and tried to non-chalantly play it off as some sort of random result of rolling a twenty sided die.  Yeah that's right, I run my life using small D&D accessories.  You should see my green dragon dildo.  I didn't say that.  Anyways, this is one of those times where a good friend has blossomed into something more for me.  Hahah blossom, that cunt needed a nose job, hahah nosejob, sounds like blowjob, hahah blowjob it's funny because it's a nickname for oral sex on a male.  Hahah oral sex, it's like oral B only someone's genitals are in your mouth...hahah mouth.  Whatever, it'll work out either way.  Fuck this noise--I'm starving I'll bite your arm off.