I will spare you my usual rant about how much I hate people who drink and the way people act when they're under the influence of being TOTALLY FUCKING RETARDED.

So I got someone charged with trespassing and drunkeness tonight.  I could have gotten him charged with felony burglary but the rugby team is big and would have kicked my ass.  But yeah, I bet that kid is going to enjoy getting chewed out by his parents and hopefully some kind of fine and community service.  Although in some sense I wish I had been a bit more of a jerk and had him taken to jail for 2-5 YEARS HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD ROCK!  But no, not so....  Anyways I don't really have anything funny to say, this was more of a triumphant bellow of crazy....FUCK YOU FUCKING DRUNK KIDS, I MAY HATE THE COPS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE???? WHEN THE COPS PULL YOUR DRUNK ASS DOWN!!!

FUCK YOU DRUNKY MC DRUNK DRUNK!