I'm glad that my buddies look out for me.  I'm glad that they laugh at my dumb jokes involving blood in my stool, I'm glad they try and keep me from being hurt.  WHY DO I NEVER LISTEN TO THEM!?!?  Every time, every single time one of my friends steps in and says to me, 'keith i don't know if that is such a good idea' i  just brush their hand away and continue to put the turtle down my underpants.  Seriously, so many people said not to get mixed up in the relationship that I did...but I had to, I love caitlin so much, and I was hoping I could maybe make her less of a wanderer.  I never wanted to 'own' her, but I wanted to feel like I meant something to her, being that I need to be hugged more times than your neurotic father's blowup sandy doll.  Anyways, as dinner conversation of late has been hilariously ridiculous, including such things as Nate and I deciding that gay is pretty much the way to go besides the whole getting things in your butt aspect.  Really, every single girl i've ever been involved with has been either deceitful or an asshole.  It never fails.  And during (wow this is more emo than i  wanted it to be) this whole process I never notice...my friends do.  Their gentle proddings are never enough.....hah proddings......hah putting things in your butt