So I get this email today on myspace that goes as follows...
The title is 'baby I like you.....'  Immediately dubious right?  Well I figure maybe it's a friend playing a joke or something similar, it's not as if it hadn't been done in the past...  So I open up the email and it just says 'hey I thought your profile was cool, send me an IM sometime.'  Innocuous right?  BUT WAIT, the aim name is wet20monika.  So immediately I'm like.....oh dear god it's some kind of virus or something I'm not going to deal with it.  Then Val basically told me to take the chance.  So I do.  Here is the resulting conversation...

Slayngren:  Hey, this is keith, you sent me a really cryptic message on myspace?
wet20monika:  Who is this?
Slayngren:  Some guy from myspace, I dunno you're the one that messaged me
wet20monika:  Oh hi babe, what's up?
Slayngren:  Do I know you in what is often referred to as 'real life?'
wet20monika:  Where are you from?  (She completely ignores the question....)
Slayngren:  Baltimore, though right now I'm down in southern md for work
wet20monika:  hey i'm about to hop on my cam with jenny, you should come see us, it's going to be fuuuun <3
Slayngren:  Oh.  you're one of those.  no thanks there hoss.
wet20monika:  I can show u how to watch for free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Slayngren:  negative and negative
Slayngren:  what if i had been like a 12 year old and shit?
Slayngren:  i'm all for free expression, but be sure you get your shit together a bit better for this sort of thing
wet20monika:  Well since its the law that u gotta be 18, u have to sign up with a credit card.. BUT as long as u cancel within 24 hours u dont get billed at all, PLEASE DON'T tell anyone I told you that, otherwise EVERYONE would do that,,,, freewebcamangels.com/monicabedroomcam/ so just sign up then cancel! Lemme know what name u use to sign up with so I know i'ts you!
Slayngren:  what makes you so sure that i'd even want to watch you? The whole webcam business, especially in this case, given that it is an outright business, seems very strange and in some cases outright demeaning; even a furthering of our culture's continued objectification of women
wet20monika:  Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Slayngren:  so you ARE in fact a robot aren't you
Slayngren:  and this is some kind of GIANT scam
Slayngren:  in which you steal my credit card #
Slayngren:  well sista, I don't HAVE a credit card
wet20monika:  OH SHIT.. k I'm late to start my show, I gotta get off aim...I'll see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention how I showed u how to watch for free... use your aim name to sign in so i know it's you.. just cancel within 24 hours and u don't get billed babe... bring your lube lol
Slayngren:  .....idiot