My Life Hit a New High Today
So I get this email today on myspace that goes as follows...
The title is 'baby I like you.....' Immediately dubious
right? Well I figure maybe it's a friend playing a joke or
something similar, it's not as if it hadn't been done in the
past... So I open up the email and it just says 'hey I thought
your profile was cool, send me an IM sometime.' Innocuous
right? BUT WAIT, the aim name is wet20monika. So
immediately I'm like.....oh dear god it's some kind of virus or
something I'm not going to deal with it. Then Val basically told
me to take the chance. So I do. Here is the resulting
conversation...
Slayngren: Hey, this is keith, you sent me a really cryptic message on myspace?
wet20monika: Who is this?
Slayngren: Some guy from myspace, I dunno you're the one that messaged me
wet20monika: Oh hi babe, what's up?
Slayngren: Do I know you in what is often referred to as 'real life?'
wet20monika: Where are you from? (She completely ignores the question....)
Slayngren: Baltimore, though right now I'm down in southern md for work
wet20monika: hey i'm about to hop on my cam with jenny, you should come see us, it's going to be fuuuun <3
Slayngren: Oh. you're one of those. no thanks there hoss.
wet20monika: I can show u how to watch for free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Slayngren: negative and negative
Slayngren: what if i had been like a 12 year old and shit?
Slayngren: i'm all for free expression, but be sure you get your shit together a bit better for this sort of thing
wet20monika: Well since its the law that u gotta be 18, u have to
sign up with a credit card.. BUT as long as u cancel within 24 hours u
dont get billed at all, PLEASE DON'T tell anyone I told you that,
otherwise EVERYONE would do that,,,,
freewebcamangels.com/monicabedroomcam/ so just sign up then cancel!
Lemme know what name u use to sign up with so I know i'ts you!
Slayngren: what makes you so sure that i'd even want to watch
you? The whole webcam business, especially in this case, given that it
is an outright business, seems very strange and in some cases outright
demeaning; even a furthering of our culture's continued objectification
of women
wet20monika: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Slayngren: so you ARE in fact a robot aren't you
Slayngren: and this is some kind of GIANT scam
Slayngren: in which you steal my credit card #
Slayngren: well sista, I don't HAVE a credit card
wet20monika: OH SHIT.. k I'm late to start my show, I gotta get
off aim...I'll see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention
how I showed u how to watch for free... use your aim name to sign in so
i know it's you.. just cancel within 24 hours and u don't get billed
babe... bring your lube lol
Slayngren: .....idiot
Subsume and Lick!
24 Comments
Reader Comments (24)
Goddamn Keith <3.
wet20monika (12:46:22 AM): Hey, Who is this?
smurfhimer (12:46:31 AM): this is the guy from myspace
smurfhimer (12:48:05 AM): who is this...
wet20monika (12:52:10 AM): hey whats up babe, where u from
smurfhimer (12:52:20 AM): where u from
wet20monika (12:56:22 AM): Listen hun, I'm just about to start my webcam show with Tori, it's eaiser for me to chat ya in my chat room if u wanna log in? can u cum watch and chat me there?
smurfhimer (12:56:39 AM): this is some scam right
wet20monika (1:01:21 AM): I can show u how to watch for free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-\
smurfhimer (1:01:40 AM): dont send anytthng
smurfhimer (1:04:30 AM): whats ur name
wet20monika (1:10:13 AM): Well since its the law that u gotta be 18, u have to sign up with a credit card.. BUT as long as u cancel within 24 hours u dont get billed at all, PLEASE DON'T tell anyone I told you that, otherwise EVERYONE would do that,,,, freewebcamangels.com/monicabedroomcam/ so just sign up then cancel! Lemme know what name u use to sign up with so I know i'ts you!
Thanks for posting this, now I know to immediately delete her message :)
The person who sent me the message was marimona.
The only thing I wonder, is, what demographics they targeted for the bot?
I figure we're all male, but what age range?
I'm glad you all think I've done some kind of great service to you by posting this up so we can all share our experiences of having lead pipes shoved in our asses and hot porridge poured ever so slowly down the steamy cylinder...but if you're just going to post something like 'it happened to me too, I am also cool right?' please just do me a big favor and shove it.
Thanks,
The Management
Hello, my name is Anthony and I'm a victim.
I got the she "liked my style" bit too.
Google brought me here.
I'm hoping I can get some help from fellow victims.
Mission accomplished.
Subject: i really like your style
Body: wet20monika is my screenname on aol i'll be on l8r
I immediately became suspicious because there seemed to be a girl interested in me. So I checked her profile and there's nothing on it with the exception on her sign (Capricorn), her age, and her location. Good thing I went to AOL and searched.
I really do have style tho, maybe.
maybe not.