val i Mornia 6: We should do it together.
val i Mornia 6: With only one small bathroom.
val i Mornia 6: hahahahaah
Slayngren: .....val
Slayngren: as intimate and sensual that experience would be
val i Mornia 6: I'd bloody your nose for sure.
Slayngren: i think staring at eachother's bloated faces
Slayngren: while we shat in toilets opposite to one another
Slayngren: would be......perhaps
Slayngren: the worst experience I can imagine
val i Mornia 6: No, that's the thing:
val i Mornia 6: THERE'S ONLY ONE TOILET.
val i Mornia 6: =-O
val i Mornia 6: Plus, I'm adorable when I shit.
val i Mornia 6: Not offensive in the least.
Slayngren: hahahahah
Slayngren: OH MAN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT JUST PASSED THROUGH MY MIND
Slayngren: BUT IT IS SOOOOOOOOO OFFENSIVE
val i Mornia 6: Tell me.
Slayngren: val......alright you asked for it
val i Mornia 6: Go.
Slayngren: i'll keep it....less graphic
val i Mornia 6: WHY?
Slayngren: VAL IT GROSSES ME OUT
val i Mornia 6: BECAUSE I"M A DELICATE FEMALE?
val i Mornia 6: OOh :-(
Slayngren: ALRIGHT FINE
val i Mornia 6: Point taken.
Slayngren: WE WERE HAVING HOT DIARRHEA SEX ON THE TOILET---HUMPING WHILE YOU FUCKIN SHAT ON ME AND I SHAT IN THE TOILET
Slayngren: ARE YOU HAPPY
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED!?!?
val i Mornia 6: One sec.
Slayngren: IS IT!??!
Slayngren: BECAUSE IT"S HILARIOUS
val i Mornia 6: I'm having a logistical problem in my visualization.
Slayngren: AND THE GROSSEST THING I CAN IMAGINE
Slayngren: alright lemme give you a visual
val i Mornia 6: Oh, am I.... reverse?
val i Mornia 6: :-\
Slayngren: i am facing forwards, you are facing me
val i Mornia 6: How can I poopy
val i Mornia 6: Ohhh.
Slayngren: so that we can KISS while we HUMP and SHIT
Slayngren: HAHAH EWWWW
val i Mornia 6: HAHAHHAAH
val i Mornia 6: YESSSSSSSs
val i Mornia 6: I bet I could make it in the toilet too.
val i Mornia 6: If you scootched way back.
val i Mornia 6: That's just cleaner.
Slayngren: oh dear lord
Slayngren: i guess you could
Slayngren: it'd take a buttload of agility
Slayngren: .......
val i Mornia 6: Excellent.
val i Mornia 6: I'm up for a challenge.
val i Mornia 6: Now the only question left is
val i Mornia 6: Rocky Road or Java Bean?
Slayngren: the road is nothing but rocky when it comes to our hot diarrhea love
Slayngren: .......
val i Mornia 6: ........
Slayngren: it....had to be said
Slayngren: i know
Slayngren: i'm speechless too
val i Mornia 6: Quite.