FUCKING LEATHER PANTS.  A THREE HUNDRED GOD KNOWS HOW MANY POUND WOMAN IN LEATHER PANTS.

I HATE AMERICA!

Why is it that here, fat people are accepted as members of society.  Why is it, that someone who would be incapable of living in the wild is allowed to drive around in their fat person car and eat chickin mcnuggets.  They are taking our resources!  JUST TAKING THEM.  THEY ARE SPECIFICALLY TAKING OUR LEATHER PANTS.  Who would I be if I couldn't wear leather pants, without making the specific statement of 'yo i am a lameass goth kid who is sex starved, so I rub my crotch on the inside of my pants.'  This is ok in small doses.  I am a big fan of crotch rubbing in general.  BUT THREE HUNDRED POUNDS?  DO YOU WANT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR A LANDBOUND WHALE?  How many cows were killed to make your pants?  I could use them to cover my couch!  (Keep in mind I think leather is wrong)  YOU ARE TOO HUGE FOR LIFE, LET ALONE LEATHER PANTS.  DO US A FAVOR AND GO BREATH SOME BLEACH!

FUCK YOU FAT WOMAN WITH LEATHER PANTS.