I'm not sure if they have this yet...but who would want to see a jesus related porno called 'Jesus 2, The second coming.'  This is a glaring error on the part of porno facilities worldwide if this has not been done already.  I propose, that because of my hair and various other jesus like similarities, that I star in this movie.  Only it won't be a porno, it'll just be me, in front of a camera, sitting, for three hours.  I will sit completely still and say nothing, while a fixed camera just clocks the time in front of me.  Approximately one hour and twenty five minutes into the movie, I will begin to fall asleep and a voice offscreen will whisper 'keith wake up.'  I will then say 'what' and sit up rigid again.  It will be, the most exciting porno of all time. 

Soundtrack:  Def Leopard
Director:  Spielberg
Starring:  Me, as our savior, and porno king