Our world is going through some serious and very heavy issues as of late, such as overpopulation, wars, environmental concerns etc...

I would like to take an opportunity now to state, on national television while kissing babies and taking their candy, that I throw in my full support of...

Domestic terrorists
Islamic terrorists
Palistinian Militants
Eco terrorists

Some of you may ask, why would Keith say such horrible things?  Why does he hate America?  And I would say.  Eat some chocolate cake you seven year old girl who got late to the birthday party so she didn't get any icecream and missed the pony ride!  I don't hate America!!!  I HATE AMERICANS.  DUMB CONSUMER JERKS WHO SPEND MORE TIME FIGURING OUT HOW MANY DOLLARS IT WILL TAKE THEM TO BUY THAT VASE THEY USE TO KEEP THEIR HEROIN IN THAN THINKING ABOUT THE REST OF THE WORLD.  Too many of us have gotten complacent to the degree that we couldn't smell or see poverty if it broke into our house in its tommy jeans with a natty bo in each hand and kicked us in the junk.  We each have decided through our inaction, that it is ok to have homeless people in America, it's ok to have starving people all over the world.  We have plenty of grain to feed them, but instead we sell them weapons so that later on we can threaten them with our bigger weapons.  Suffice to say, we are cockblocking the rest of the world in a way that is most foul.  Those of you that read my page and find it amusing or what have you, please take a few seconds and pull your hand out of your pants to think about honestly helping someone.  If you see homeless people where you live or in a city you are visiting, FOR GODDSAKKES HELP THEM OUT.  It is your duty as a person.  Sure they might be grifting you, or maybe they'll buy drugs, but then again...maybe they won't.  Maybe they are really striving towards a better future for themselves and their families.

Sorry to end on such a preachy and not funny note, but eh what are you going to do.