The list
As of this morning one of my posts was destroyed because of squarespace eating it alive. I suppose there were some kinks to workout, and besides sobbing for a good two hours I'm ok... Anyways, here's a list of things that I really don't like...
1. You
Whew, that took a while to type, I just hope everyone knows who I'm talking about. A heh heh...hehehehehehehehehHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Before you get all offended and go tell Eminem so he can show up at my house with his 'piece' and 'do some damage,' you should know that Y-O-U is an acronym for something far worse than YOU. And c'mon, how much of an egomaniac could you possibly be to think that I'd take the time to actually hate you rather than pull down your pants in public... Annnnyyywhhhoooo here's the acronym.
.........Oh, you're still here. Well, truthfully enough it doesn't mean anything, I just wanted to boost your self esteem by lying to you and telling you that I like you. Fuck. Well I guess all that's left for me in the world is that badass Boston record where they are flying in a spaceship shaped like huge-ass guitar...
We all know how to solve this dispute, with a log rolling contest!
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