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Biological Clock=Desperation Cock

You ever spend time staring at your groin?  Not out of contemplation, or quiet awe, but really out of this absolute aversion.  I mean what the fuck was biology thinking when it thought up that junk?!?!? 

Just a thought, mitosis forever.

Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 07:20PM by Registered CommenterSubsume and Lick! | Comments2 Comments

Reader Comments (2)

Boys certiantly do have awkward bodies. I mean, many artists chose women as models not because they were trying to subordinate them but because there's nothing that attractive about a peice of anatomy hanging between your legs. Actually, when you come to think of it, boobs are rilly weird too. I mean, what is so enticing about two road stops between your armpits?
February 19, 2004 | Unregistered Commentera girl
I make sure to get pictures at every roadside attraction, so I hope you won't mind if I stop for a while at yours.

ring a ding ding, I'm a fucking moron.

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