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I"M SO ANGRY I COULD CRY

September 16, 2004 - In late Novemeber Waxploitation Records will release a charity CD in an attempt to assist in the fight against the genocide currently taking place in Sudan.

The CD, entitled Genocide in Sudan, is slated for a will feature songs by System of a Down, Gorillaz, Jill Scott, Jurassic 5, Thievery Corporation, Kinky, X-ecutioners, Bad Religion, Tortoise, Yoko Ono, Danger Mouse & Murs, Tweaker, The Pretenders, Mark Farina, Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra, DJ Spooky featuring Lee 'Scratch' Perry, Toots and The Maytals featuring Bunny Wailer, Teargas & Plateglass, The Nightwatchmen and Rise Against amongst others. Additionally, more than half the album includes exclusive songs and rarities.
 
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.  I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW ANGRY THIS MAKES ME.  IT'S EVEN CALLED WAXPLOITATION RECORDS.  WE'RE NOT SENDING RELIEF TO SUDAN, WE'RE SENDING THEM METAL SONGS BY THE FUCKING X-ECUTIONERS.  FUCK THIS FUCK AMERICA GODDAMMIT I HATE EVERYTHING.  I MEAN REALLY, HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY MILK A TRAGEDY IN ANY MORE OF A TACTLESS BULLSHITTY CAPITALIST WAY, IN ORDER TO CREATE A SITUATION OF CHARITY AND SUBSEQUENT BELITTLING OF ANOTHER COUNTRY.  THEY CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES SO WE HAVE TO FUCKING BOOGEY TO MAKE SURE THEY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO EAT.  GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted on Monday, December 20, 2004 at 02:44PM by Registered CommenterSubsume and Lick! | Comments2 Comments

Reader Comments (2)

I think you're on the right track, but you made one big mistake in your rant.

"THEY CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES"

I think they've proven themselves quite capable of taking care of themselves. Granted, genocide isn't the best way to go about things, and generally not a very nice thing to do, but my point stands.

In short, we should be keeping our damn dirty American hands the fuck off of the Sudan situation and concentrating on milking Iraq for every drop of precious, precious oil so I can drive for cheaper.

I have spoken, and I am the King of the World.

Nate

P.s. Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid is a sub-par, Ice Cube-less sequel. Fie on its creators.
December 22, 2004 | Unregistered CommenterNate
dude the whole point of that portion is that they can in fact take care of themselves...but it's clear that perhaps this will lead to problems. In short, we say it's wrong, but do nothing to stop it. Then, we sell records.
December 22, 2004 | Unregistered Commenterkeith

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