i just wrote
a belligerent
nonsensical email
to a friend i haven't talked to
in like
a year
WHAT
AM I DOING
I just wrote this.
What resulted was this burning desire to destroy Athens and Athenians wherever they appeared.
that was more or less it
only with more ALL CAPS
and phrases like
I CAN"T BELIEVE THAT WE"D BE LEAVING THESE LEAVES OF GRASS IN OUR WAKE
and similar play on words that would make allan shift in his brown orthropedic shoes filled with bile and sweaty discharge
my throat hurts and i want to bite things' eyes
12:50 AM
Just go to work for like 10 minutes tomorrow.
And send another belligerent e-mail.
While you are there.
hell i'll go to work and shit on someone's desk
i'll shit in someone's mouth
hell i'll eat some goddamn woodglue and attack someone with a chainsaw
i don't even know what's goin on
like i could do it
I REALLY COULD
i feel like i could
i feel like i could just go running around on route 5
just screaming
JUST SCREAMING
if my throat didn't hurt so bad
my head isn't working
it's someone elses
this is all some kind of fever dream
This is probably as close as you'll ever get to being drunk.
did i ever tell you
this one ngith
when i was sick
with a fever
last year
i woke up frantic
like actually screaming
swinging a mug around violently
because i was convinced
that a fish person
was going to lay eggs
in my brain
like....i'm dead serious
i was YELLING
my mom had to calm me down
That's crazy.
i remember waking up and just panicking like HOLY SHIT FISH PEOPLE FUCK FUCK
THEIR EGGS
THEY"RE GONNA PUT EM IN MY BRAIN
thrashing around and shit
nuts
absolutely nuts
fevers and me don't mix
How high was your fever?
oh that was a bad one
like i was SICK
bedridden sick
for days
it was like january or so
12:55 AM
January is a miserable month.
Only beaten by February.
february is the shitstorm of months
it is the 400 pound man in the overheated bus without a bathroom on 95 of months

I have ichat so this doesn't translate well, but dan and I were both sick and feverish and god knows what happened. That fish thing though? True motherfucking story. Ask my mom. It was an event.