Here's a dumb conversation I had on AIM.

CleoDestroy: dont dis 80's metal
Slayngren: i dis freely
CleoDestroy: pfft..lame i say
Slayngren: well soooooooorrrrryyyy
CleoDestroy: wait.. who is that metal band that sings 'fuck like a beast'
CleoDestroy: gah
Slayngren: oh dear god who cares
CleoDestroy:  I DO
Slayngren: that sounds like a TERRIBLE SONG
CleoDestroy: its hilarious
Slayngren: you're hilarious
CleoDestroy: pfft
CleoDestroy: god.. they played in italy while i was there
CleoDestroy: WASP
CleoDestroy: thats it
Slayngren: UGH
CleoDestroy: damn
CleoDestroy: cant believe i forgot that
CleoDestroy: its on my list of songs to fuck to...
CleoDestroy: lol
Slayngren:  that offends me deeply
CleoDestroy: um.. you're being sarcastic right?
CleoDestroy: you cant possibly think im serious
Slayngren: clearly i do
Slayngren: you were serious about WASP
Slayngren: which i find to be equally odious
CleoDestroy: you're ridiculous
CleoDestroy: HAHAHAHAHA
Slayngren: eighties metal is another one of those things you dont' talk about when around me
Slayngren: it offends my delicate sensibilities
CleoDestroy: hahaha
CleoDestroy: oh  but c'mon... iron maiden has a song about Alexander the great
Slayngren: just cuz it's alexander the great does not make it awesome
Slayngren: eighties metal is bad
CleoDestroy: im.. its 80's metal about alexander the great
CleoDestroy: its fuckin rad
CleoDestroy: so shut up
Slayngren: in fact, i'd go as far to say that metal
Slayngren: as a whole
Slayngren: 99% of it
Slayngren: is fuckin terrible
CleoDestroy: oh god
CleoDestroy: lol
CleoDestroy: thats wrong
CleoDestroy: you listen to fuckin scream shit
Slayngren: ....and?
CleoDestroy: and... its no better
CleoDestroy: so there
Slayngren: it clearly is
CleoDestroy: um... no
Slayngren: metal is a the musical equivalent of shouting 'look how big my penis is' from a convertible
CleoDestroy: no it isnt
CleoDestroy: ....
CleoDestroy: okay so maybe some of it
Slayngren: or a combination of that and 'vampires'
CleoDestroy: yeah...
CleoDestroy: thats true
Slayngren: i would say that covers 85% of metal
CleoDestroy: but... i like vampires
CleoDestroy: some of it is good
CleoDestroy: lol
Slayngren: no
Slayngren: a blast beat for six minutes
CleoDestroy: im actually a bigger fan of industrial
Slayngren: with some jerk yelling about blood
Slayngren: with a 4 minute guitar solo
Slayngren: is not music
Slayngren: industrial is metal for lazy people!
Slayngren: lauren i hate your music
Slayngren: you have driven a rift between us
CleoDestroy: yeah well i hate you
CleoDestroy: lol
CleoDestroy: i like 80's pop too
CleoDestroy: wanna say something bad about that?
CleoDestroy: how about early 90's rap
CleoDestroy: i like that too
Slayngren: early nineties rap isa wesome
Slayngren: and eighties pop, while it sounds terrible
Slayngren: was innovative
Slayngren: i respect both those genres
Slayngren: i do not respect metal
CleoDestroy: i like some metal.. and i like alot of industrial
CleoDestroy: i like KMFDM
CleoDestroy: i like VNV nation
CleoDestroy: and i like NIN
CleoDestroy: alot
CleoDestroy: so bite me
CleoDestroy: i also like ABBA
Slayngren: i heard the new NIN single
CleoDestroy: yeah
Slayngren: it is terrible
CleoDestroy: i havent yet
CleoDestroy: lol
Slayngren: it is fuckin outright terrible
Slayngren: no seriously
CleoDestroy: wow
Slayngren: i think you'll agree even liking them
CleoDestroy: trent was soo pissy about it too
Slayngren: seriously i was appalled
CleoDestroy: trent is soo talented though
Slayngren: i was like 'this made it on the radio what is this
CleoDestroy: hahaha
Slayngren: then the guys aid 'that's NIN new song'
Slayngren: and i was like oh dear lord
Slayngren: i mean i don't want to color your opinion, i don't hate NIN
Slayngren: but that song....ugh, the vocals are terrible
Slayngren: he sounds like an angsty twelve year old
CleoDestroy: heh
Slayngren: no real emotion, just like fake emotion
Slayngren: it sounds like he's trying soooooo hard
Slayngren: yet it sounds so lackluster
Slayngren: ugh it makes me mad just thinking about it
Slayngren: biiite the haaanndd that feeeeddsss yoouuu
Slayngren: wiill yyyoouuu biiittee thhhee haaannddd that feeeeddss you
Slayngren: UGH
Slayngren: FUCKIN TERRIBLE
CleoDestroy: hahahaha
CleoDestroy: well he did make a shit load of good music
CleoDestroy: eventually you burn out
Slayngren: you mean six songs
Slayngren: which he remixed eighty times
Slayngren: to make them slightly different
CleoDestroy: no.. he has alot of good shit
CleoDestroy: i like alot of his stuff
Slayngren: alright i'll stop the outright hate then
Slayngren: but you've been thoroughly judged
CleoDestroy: you cant judge me because of that
CleoDestroy: thats fuckin lame keith
Slayngren: it's not an important judgement but a judgement nonetheless
CleoDestroy: oh whatever
Slayngren: the judgement suffices with 'lauren has questionable taste in music'
Slayngren: (from my perspective of course)
Slayngren: and if you like it more power to ya
Slayngren: i like people screaming over the sound of power tools being broken
Slayngren: to everyone their own deal