It has come to my attention that there has, in recent times, been an increasing interest in the language of nerds, particularly those of my repugnant cousins, the computer nerd. Being that we cannot allow these pale-faced degenerates to completely beat us in what I deem to be the great 'vocabulary arms race' of the 21st century, here is a quick compiling of everything I can think of off the top of my head...hopefully I'll have one for each letter of the alphabet...

Assbag-noun-1. a large sack, satchel, or soft carrying case filled with an appropriate amount of fecal matter; noun-2. an individual whom attends to all the necessary habits of being an assbag (i.e. carrying poo); verb-3. to place, sternly though not with malice a large pouch behind a person, so as to catch the remnants of their last meal

Bees' knees, the-noun-1. a state of being which has attained the highest levels of genteel nerdly perfection

clearly-adverb-1. evidently, of course, unequivocably, without possibility for mistake on the principle that it was said by a nerd

doobie-noun-1. an individual, typically female, whom has engaged in sexual/pseudosexual activities with several members of the same clique (see also, town bike), and thus, has been 'passed'

more later...i'm at work right now.