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Secrets of the Bedroom and Botched Skin Grafts

So... I'm kinda lovestruck. Yep, nothing new in that realm: Keith meets girl, Keith instantly falls in love completely ignoring all outward signs of problems (gun toting boyfriends, horrific mental problems, obvious physical deformities). I will say with total assurance, which is like insurance but pertains only to the well-being of your ass at any given time (something too many of us ignore too often), that this is different. I reeeeaaallly like this girl, and we synch up like nobody's bidnezz. But more importantly, on the topic of assurance, and the well-being of my rectum. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF GETTING BLOOD IN MY FECES.

entry over.

Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 07:31PM by Registered CommenterSubsume and Lick! | Comments2 Comments

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Wait, so I waited 7 weeks, checking this site everyday, waiting with baited breath, for my dose of Grindcore humor.... 7 weeks... I am so disappointed I am going to do something I never did before.... Keith you need to try harder. (thats right I actually called you Keith instead of your true name Grindcore, and it hurt me) for the love of god you have to have something funnier then bloody feces. If you do not, then the old gaming club may have to kidnap you from your snowy vermont hell known as Goddard, tape your eyelids open and force you to watch adult swim reruns and various violent nija movies to noisecore music until you are your good old self again. And you shall only eat devil's food donuts and orange soda. Grindcore, try harder. And don't worry, I'll still hug you IF this one turns out to be just as psycho as the rest.
September 23, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterJosh
Well I think it's a lovely entry. That being said, I also enjoy When Harry Met Sally and Chobits. I'm curious to hear the array of deep-seeded problems this one will tote. But, as they say in Rent, "I'm lookin' for baggage that goes with mine." And God knows Keith, you have some special baggage.
September 27, 2005 | Unregistered Commentertara

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