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• An open apology
• On occasion, I pwn n00bz
• I'm known to hit low
• I have rabbit ears in my adrenal gland
• hooray for fevers
• i'd be something you'd rather not know
• Secrets of the Bedroom and Botched Skin Grafts
• Freud would love this little gem
• Oh shit I'm getting all sentimental, pull my nipples!
• Why Matt and I should never, ever, be allowed to meet new people
• Chocolate-banana smoothies and hysterectomies
• gradschool=fluffernutters+sluts
• Oh good, HELL
• Stupid Fat Old Bitches...the remix
• Erik's Wedding in Retrospect
• Yep this happened.
• I'm done forever.
• My Life Hit a New High Today
• I want to be a designer too!
• A Nerdly Lexicon
• HALF ASSED POST
• God must love to put his thumb in my butt
• Is this another one of your psychic holt flashes?
• THIS IS WRONG
• Hooray For STD's
• You are a smelly pirate hooker
• I"M SO ANGRY I COULD CRY
• Happiness is being whipped with a car antennae
• I bet you a dollar it's a sex pit
• That's a cane motherfucker
• Breakin the meatloaf down
• Last Time I Eat Lichen
• Wow, I feel horrible.
• Life is a Rotting Whale Carcass
• It's friday night and I ain't got nobody
• Trite, Hackneyed Garbage
• A confession
• And here's why I have problems
• The trouble begins...
• Offensiveness at Defcon 4
• Music/people/bananas
• Sugarbeets sugarbeets, woo
• You are a distended rectum
• Step Five: Raise the gun to your neck
• It was late and I was mad at my girlfriend
• I must be losing the panky
• my life in metaphor over the course of an AIM convo
• Failing at life part sixty
• god seems to think i need things in my butt
• sigh...life
• Just another reason why no one should date me
• Unfortunately this is Emo
• Forgiveness please
• Fraudulence!
• why don't the bluebirds sing so sweetly anymore?
• The Internet is the least funny thing on the planet
• Why online dating services are funny
• Let's talk about sex
• ABDO-MAN
• Biological Clock=Desperation Cock
• Valentine's day means sobbing
• Raspberry Champagne is another term for Rhino Cum
• Lame
• A kinder less stabby me
• Never trust an ass-goblin
• Porno in our schools
• I am socially useless
• When trouble carries a small wooden rod
• To answer man's greatest question
• Gigantic Hunk of Emo
• LAUREN IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS
• I FUCKING HATE DRUNKS
• Law school is funny
• Thinly veiled fantasy
• Did you ever know that you're my hero?
• Paul is one hilarious mofo
• A halloween better than most...
• when the spam comes home
• Dancing with the many tentacled octopus of Nerdliness
• My sister is fucking hilarious
• Pre-hurricane anxiety
• WHAT AM I DOING
• Belts galore
• Jeremy's freak out and my blunder
• The list
• This is the end of time as we know it
• Funny ass names and kids that suck part five hundred thousand
• THE BITCH IS BACK ELTON JOHN STYLE MUTHAFUCKAS
• Graduation Daysssss
• Shitting in some guy's coffee
• It's bitching time
• An idea for christian porno
• The Damage has been done
• Why do fat women think they're attractive
• Warm days and crotch grabbin
• Issues and Devo Collector's Album
• shakespeare really needs to ummm get a job
• Love's Labor Lost
• AHOY ME BOY-OS